By Accident

Dear People Having Accidents,

You are having far too many accidents. Stop it. Pay attention while you're driving and stop hitting each other. In the past 3 days, one of which I didn't drive on, I have had to deal with 5 of your accidents, 3 of which caused major traffic jams. This is highly inconveniencing for the rest of us. And the accidents I've seen haven't even been snow related.

If you simply must have an accident, please be considerate enough to have it on a minor side street and not on a major freeway. Why, just the other day I was rear-ended by a gentleman sliding down a snowy hill in his mini-van. Not only did he have the courtesy to have this accident on a minor side street, but he also managed to do essentially no damage to me. You all could learn a lesson from him.When you have emergency vehicles come, they block things even worse than the rubble from your ruined car.

So please, stop having accidents. They are driving me insane with rage.

Thanks,

Nils