
Until now, I had never been to Hawaii. Neither had my parents in the 50 years they've been married. That seemed like something that needed to be rectified, so my whole family (my folks, all 6 siblings, and their families) got together on Maui to celebrate.
Jen and I flew in on Wednesday and were the last to arrive. We chatted with the family and had dinner. The next day we wandered around
downtown Lahaina collecting trinkets and taking in the sights. We then split up and some of us went to
the aquarium near Kahalui. Although the aquarium was small, we saw a lot of awesome fish, many of which I had never seen before. They definitely had some excellent displays, including a tunnel through a giant tank filled with sharks and rays.

That night we went to a luau at the Hyatt Regency called
Drums of the Pacific. I had heard a lot of the luaus offered pretty mediocre food, but the eats there were quite good and the dances were entertaining. This was the main celebration for my folks' anniversary, so we were glad that although the wind was blowing something fierce, the weather held and we had a great time.
The winds that were blowing on the night of the luau brought in quite the rain storm, just as our server there predicted. It rained hard for most of the day, so we played a lot of board games and went for a walk in the rain after our cabin fever got the best of us. We went along a nice path that lined the beach through hotels and bird sanctuaries.
Thankfully the weather cleared on the next day. Jen and I went to the beach and watched sea turtles swimming in the surf. I also tried my hand at swimming. I chose my location poorly and ended up being at the focal point of the little bay where the waves came in strongest. After being tumbled a couple of times, I decided that was enough. I went back up to where Jen was with our stuff on a berm above the tide line. However, it was not far enough beyond it and a big wave came up and washed over our clothes and my camera. Thankfully it emerged unscathed, because the best sights were yet to come.

We went en masse to
Iao Valley State Park. It's a very small park with some cool rock formations and a little garden-like patch. After that we journeyed to the wet side of the island and hiked up to
Twin Falls, which included a painful barefoot wade for the last 100 feet or so. That's what I get for not hiking in sandals. Of course, hiking in sandals probably would have given me blisters. The trail was lined with all sorts of cool flowers and plants growing in the wild.

After the falls, we split up and I was with the car that headed along the exceptionally twisty and intermittently terrifying
road to Hana. Our target was the
Garden of Eden botanical gardens. The garden is good-sized and packed with all sorts of tropical wonders, many of which I had never seen before, despite trips to other tropical botanical gardens. It also had a plentiful stock of mosquitoes, which proceeded to eat me alive. My dad opted to stay in the car. That explains the $10 cans of bug spray at the garden's gate. The show stealers for me were the
painted eucalyptus trees and the amazing
jade vine.
Then it was back through the curves, through Kahalui, into an amazing sunset and back to our rooms in Napili. After dinner we had to leave. We couldn't check in beforehand, because the hotel lacked a printer, so we set out early to the airport to catch our red eye to the mainland. It is a really, really, really good thing we did. There was a fatal accident on the road to the airport, and traffic was backed up and motionless. We sat and sat and fretted and prayed and sat for 45 minutes. Once we were through, we jetted to the airport. I bolted out of the car to the check in counter, not even bothering to close the door. Jen hefted the luggage out and then we ran to security and slung our bags through the x-ray machine. I was wearing my hiking boots, and didn't even stop to put them back on. Boots in hand, I ran in my socks through the terminal. Of course, we were at the gate at the far end of the concourse. I pounded down the hall to the agricultural inspection station and shoved my stuff through the scanner. We arrived breathless at the gate, where we were told that the crew for the flight had been stuck in the same traffic jam we were in. That gave us enough time to fill water bottles and catch our breath, but if they had not been delayed, we would have arrived 10 minutes before the doors were shut.

Then it was a long fitful flight to Phoenix and then to Denver. We crashed at home after a meal and started the long process of regaining our energy. After our nap, I awoke and was so groggy and out of it that had I not known what I just went through, I would have sworn I was drugged. Today I felt better, but still like I was running on half my normal sleep. Jen says she feels fine today, so we'll see how I fare tomorrow.
It was great to see my family again and get to celebrate my parents' 50 years of marriage. They're quite the inspiration. You can see a large swath of the pictures I took in
my gallery.