Phrasebook

Overheard phrase that makes me giggle, even though I am almost 30: "penalogical interest."
Overheard phrase that makes my fists clench and summons the desire to beat someone senseless (especially because it was repeated twice in a row while climbing into an Escalade): "I need bling bling for my Hummer."
Phrase useful for dealing with code libraries, exclusion files, and broken class inheritance: "Yeeearrrrgggh!"